“Fonzie: You gotta have cousins and in-laws and stuff. I mean, all those people! I got nothing against marriage, but how am I gonna get them all on my bike at the same time? Howard: Marion, do you remember our wedding night? Marion: Howard, we've been married twenty-one years. You can stop apologizin…”— Joel Kane, Fonzie, Henry Winkler, imdb.com
“Well, Laverne Kosnowski. I guess tonight’s the night we finally constipate our marriage… in the biblical sense.”— Winifred Hervey, Lenny, Michael McKean, imdb.com