“I'm gonna make a good living. Plus, I'll practically never hit you or nothin'...”Tagged: Domestic Violence
“Lenny: Boy, am I going to dream about her tonight! Squiggy: Just don't make those gurgly sounds...”Tagged: Sex Dreams
“My family may have left Poland in disgrace, but some day we'll return the same way!”Tagged: Family, Poland, Disgrace
“Monique: Bachelor #2, what kind of vegetable would you be? Lenny: I would be a sauerkraut. It was my only toy as a child.”Tagged: The Dating Game, Sauerkraut
“Well, Laverne Kosnowski. I guess tonight’s the night we finally constipate our marriage… in the biblical sense.”Tagged: Wedding Night, Constipate, Malapropism
“You’ve seen Laverne peddling around this apartment in her Frederick’s of Hollywood negligence!”Tagged: Fredericks of Hollywood, Malapropism, Negligence