Quotes tagged ‘Windows’

(7 total)

“It’s way cheaper for the company to settle up with a few widows than to overhaul this old barge.”

“You ever heard about the broken window theory? Boils down to this-- you keep the windows intact, you keep society intact.”

“Bill gates have agreed to pay for Trump's wall. On the condition he gets to install windows.”

“The one constant is thirty years of business flying is watching other people play solitaire. Windows to iOS, some things never change.”

“Never fart in an Apple store. They don't have windows.”

“When I see grassy hills and a clear sky, I will always think of Windows XP.”

“When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.”