Quotes tagged ‘zombies’

“There are all these ways that things have fallen short. It’s still better than Hillary Clinton or the Republican zombies.”

— Peter Thiel, nytimes.com

“Dean: I got to say, I'm a little disappointed. Sam: Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies. Dean: Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.”

— Daniel Loflin, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“She was the love of my life; how many times do I gotta kill her?”

— Jeremy Carver, Bobby Singer, Jim Beaver, imdb.com

“Dean: You're a zombie. Clay: I'm a taxpayer.”

— Jeremy Carver, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“Yeah, I'm being an ass and I'm sorry. But right now, we got a freaking zombie running around, we need to figure out how to kill it.”

— Raelle Tucker, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“Florida is the only state in the union where zombie-like face-eating is a legitimate concern and where a Category 4 hurricane is considered a mild weather condition.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Oh her. She steals from me. Steals my money. She says she doesn't speak English. My ass she doesn't speak English. Plays that freakin’ voodoo music, tries to hypnotize me. She thinks she's gonna turn me into a zombie and then rob me blind. Well, I wasn't born yesterday. I may drop dead today, but I…”

— Larry Charles, Sid, Bill Erwin, imdb.com

“Most men like working on things, tools, objects, fixing things. This is what men enjoy doing. Have you ever noticed a guy's out in his driveway working on something with tools, how all the other men in the neighborhood are magnetically drawn to this activity. They just come wandering out of the hous…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“It seems to me that the central definition of zombie-ness is not slow shuffling movements or even reanimation or cannibalism. It seems to me that the central difference between zombies and the rest of us is that zombies just walk around doing whatever they have to do to continue walking around. What…”

— John Green, youtube.com

“There is no science of zombies! There has never been, nor will there ever be an undead creature. Life is an extraordinarily complicated balance of inputs and outputs and temperatures and reactants and wastes and fuels, and if any of that stuff breaks down, none of it works.”

— Hank Green, youtube.com

“An Aries would THRIVE in the zombie apocalypse. They’re the person everyone will seek out for protection and guidance. Aries are naturally adventurous and wouldn’t let fear get the best of them, they’d use their instincts and find a safe place to hang out with their friends while everyone else is ru…”

— Chrissy Stockton, thoughtcatalog.com

“The monsters that rose from the dead, they are nothing compared to the ones we carry in our hearts.”

— Max Brooks, amazon.com

“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a littl…”

— J. Cornell Michel, amazon.com

“Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.”

— David Wong, amazon.com

“I can't profess to understand God's plan, Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind.”

— Rich Jepson, amazon.com

“It ain’t the dead things you gotta be mindful of around here. It’s the living.”

— Robert Kirkman, amazon.com

“It was always people--that was the problem. I can't believe i'm saying this but the dead... They're a manageable threat.”

— Robert Kirkman, amazon.com

“The thing you have to realize is that they're just us--they're no different. They want what they want, they take what they want and after they get what they want--they're only content for the briefest span of time. Then they want more.”

— Robert Kirkman, amazon.com

“I just don't know what anyone's thinking. To me, that's scarier than any half-rotten ghoul trying to eat my flesh.”

— Robert Kirkman, amazon.com

“We're living on borrowed time here. Every minute of our life is a minute we steal from them! You see them out there. You know that when we die, we become them. You think we hide behind walls to protect us from the walking dead? Don't you get it? We ARE the walking dead!”

— Robert Kirkman, amazon.com