“I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.”— hacksign, lennonsjohn.tumblr.comTagged: LOL, humor, Funny, dark, Death
“My favorite sex position is crying on the bathroom floor.”— Anonymous, tru.tumblr.comTagged: LOL, joke, Funny
“me at a party, casually: Yeah just cried in the bathroom, love the lighting”— caradelrey, caradelrey.tumblr.comTagged: Tumblr
“i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord.”— bpdvoiid, bpdvoiid.tumblr.comTagged: Tumblr, Stress
“Depression and winter are an even worse combination than orange juice and toothpaste.”— becomingaclassic, becomingaclassic.tumblr.comTagged: LOL, Tumblr, Seasonal Depression
“someone: *looks at me for more than five seconds* me: this is the worst day of my life.”— dlubes, dlubes.tumblr.comTagged: Social Anxiety, So sad
“Just me and my depression, out looking for some lipstick to make us feel better while Call Your Girlfriend plays on.”— Kendra Syrdal, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Writing, Depression, Media
“if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away?”— brianmalik, lennonsjohn.tumblr.comTagged: LOL, Problems, Tired, Defeat, Give Up
“Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute.”— feelingsfeeler, feelingsfeeler.tumblr.comTagged: Tumblr
“what do u mean ‘what have i been up to’ … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch.”— aewm, thatssoaud.tumblr.comTagged: LMAO, Tumblr
“Maybe all that wine is an Instagram filter for our own lives, so we don’t see how sallow and cracked they’ve become.”— Kristi Coulter, vox.comTagged: LOL, Alcohol, Life
“yes, i have no friends, but at least i can always count on my social anxiety.”— Sade Andria Zabala, twitter.comTagged: So sad, Social Anxiety
“i love just being alone.. doing a facemask.. dealing with emotional trauma alone.. LOVE it.”— theteenytinygirl, theteenytinygirl.tumblr.comTagged: Tumblr, LOL, Alone, skincare
“I don’t need negative people in my life *cuts myself off*”— classwarshawty, tumblr.comTagged: So sad, I Hate Myself