26 Expert Celeb Dating Wisdoms From The Book 'I Had A Great Time And Other Lies'

“Power is being told you’re not loved and not being destroyed by it.”

— Madonna, amazon.com

“When you really don’t like a guy, they’re all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they’re no longer interested.”

— Beyoncé, amazon.com

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

— Kelly Clarkson, amazon.com

“My mom always used to say, ‘You can’t say I love you before you can say I.’ And I think that sort of makes sense.”

— Mindy Kaling, amazon.com

“It was once said that a person’s eyes are the windows to their soul. That was before people had cell phones.”

— Blair Waldorf, amazon.com

“Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.”

— Chelsea Handler, amazon.com

“If you don’t have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don’t go looking for someone. When it’s right, they’ll come to you.”

— Carmen Electra, amazon.com

“There is no such thing as a soul mate . . . and who would want there to be? I don’t want half of a shared soul. I want my own damn soul.”

— Rachel Cohn, amazon.com

“Guys don’t care what you do. A guy could be talking to two women at a party, and one is beautiful and just won the Nobel Prize in Literature, and the other is just slightly hotter and like, has a job interview at H& M in the morning. And 10 times out of 10, you know how that’s going to go.”

— Amy Schumer, amazon.com

“So, I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements. But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.”

— Kathryn Merteuil, amazon.com

“Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.”

— Maya Angelou, amazon.com

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.”

— Joan Crawford, amazon.com

“We accept the love we think we deserve.”

— Stephen Chbosky, amazon.com

“Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.”

— Elizabeth Taylor, amazon.com

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

— Albert Einstein, amazon.com

“Facebook relationship statuses are for losers.”

— Anon, amazon.com

“I’m not a stop along the way. I’m a destination.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“You know how advice is. You only want it if it agrees with what you wanted to do anyway.”

— John Steinbeck, amazon.com

“A rich man doesn’t need to tell you he’s rich.”

— Neil Strauss, amazon.com

“Don’t ever date a man that takes more selfies than you.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“If someone shows you who they really are, believe them.”

— Maya Angelou, amazon.com

“She who texts first loses.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“There’s nothing worse than the girl who has never been single.”

— The. I Had a Nice Time And Other Lies.. Betches, amazon.com

“Better alone than badly accompanied.”

— Candace Bushell, amazon.com

“It is a love based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have and receive.”

— Joey Tribbiani, amazon.com

“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”

— Oscar Wilde, amazon.com