“James: But I wasn't sure if sex was something you could just go along with - especially not as a man. Phil: It's okay for women. They can just lie back, think of England. Us men, we have to be England.”— Charlie Covell, Phil, Steve Oram, imdb.com
“There comes a day when every relationship turns gross old and boring, like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner… You go home tonight and you dress up real slutty and you do butt stuff with your boyfriend for all of us who let love die to become ordinary.”— Stephen Falk, Lindsay Jillian, Kether Donohue, imdb.com
“Well, as my Grandma used to say, it's only a walk of shame if you're capable of feeling shame.”— Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com
“You don't have to check your Tinder profile every hour but a guy is less likely to swipe right if he notices you haven't been on the app for a few weeks.”— The Editors, marieclaire.com
“Don't criticize your partner for shit they can't change. 'You're taking too long' is an instant mood killer.”— TenthSpeedWriter, reddit.com
“Sex is about vulnerability. Have a little courtesy and turn the lights down low. You may look like as ripped as a headline from a Law & Order episode but now is not the time to show off. Narcissism and intimacy make for strange bedfellows, so never mix the two.”— laterdude, reddit.com
“You should definitely tell a potential partner about any STDs, even ones not actively in outbreak mode.”— SpottedPaws, reddit.com
“If you leave a present inside of her, it's your job to get tissues to help her clean up after you get out.”— paddirn, reddit.com
“1. Always ask before going in the butt 2. Never go A to M 3. You are responsible for your own orgasm 4. Condoms are expected 5. Asketh for head only if thou dost offereth as well 6. A warning is customary to whoever is going down on you, that you are about to cum 7. Sex is not the time to bring up a…”— justice_warrior, reddit.com
“If you want to use the back door, it is nice to knock first. Don't just go barging in there.”— lisaslover, reddit.com