20 Honest, Sexy Quotes That Explain Exactly What A Threesome Is Really Like

20 quotes

Whether it's your first threeway or your 100th, there's always more to learn about the art of having sex with more than one person at a time—from start to orgasmic finish.

“I don’t remember who made the first move, but suddenly, we were all kissing: Ella and Manuel, Manuel and I, Ella and I. Shirts came off, the room spun in a blur of breasts and his athletic arms. Pants came off, and I gave myself over to it, enjoying it even though I knew we were making a huge mistak…”

— Laura West, xojane.com

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“In one case, I brought a girl I was dating out to a bar specifically to hunt for a threesome partner. Upon finding a suitable candidate and flirting with her for a few minutes, I simply pointed to my date and said, "See that girl over there? I want to take you from behind while you go down on her."…”

— Drexel Scott, amazon.com

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“Damn, she was hot. I was also baked so that contributed to me finding her more attractive. Well, the time arrived. My buddy started having sex with her first, you know, to "Warm her up," as he put it. Goddamn pussy. Anyway, when I finally took off my underwear, she just stared at my erect package, k…”

— Anonymous, ign.com

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“We spent the next four hours in a feverish tangle of sweaty limbs and crumpled bed sheets, passing out around dawn. When we woke up, Darryn made scrambled eggs and we sat cross-legged on our balcony, talking excitedly about the night before. I confessed to myself, and later to Darryn, that I’d found…”

— Laura Parker, nymag.com

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“The most exciting part of the threesome was watching another woman get on top of my partner and ride him until she had an orgasm. It was quite possibly the sexiest thing I've ever seen.”

— Anonymous Woman, cosmopolitan.com

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“It was amazing to watch them together. It was hot, but it was also very sweet. She was so lost in him and he in her. I was able to see him as a human being, if you know what I mean. Not as my husband or my daughter's father, but as a man, a sexual being, a person who wants to be wanted, who needs to…”

— Jenny Block, yourtango.com

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“They asked me to be their number three because they trusted me. And, perhaps, because they knew I was experienced in threesomes, too — I wasn’t some newbie who was going to try and mess with their relationship or commit some threeway faux-pas. But all the trust and experience in the world is no matc…”

— Anonymous, emandlo.com

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“After what seemed like an hour, but was probably two minutes and thirty seconds, they invited me in. I watched as my girlfriend and another attractive woman made out with each other on my bed. It didn’t make sense to my tiny brain. They made fun of me for something. Probably staring too hard. Eventu…”

— Jon Sumpson, thrillist.com

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“The lights were off so I could barely see the twins. But I could sure feel them. They did what they wanted with me. The three of us made every moment matter. I woke up with the sun. They were still there. We stank like three used gym socks left under the bed. I reached for my phone and took a selfie…”

— Treez Alexander, elitedaily.com

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“If your boyfriend is involved and it's your first time, offer to give him a blow job while the other guy licks you or fucks you- a big reason for this is to take the pressure off your bf, in case he gets nervous and has a hard time getting an erection. This little amount of care can make a potential…”

— KittyStryker, blogher.com

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“In our best attempts to be sexy, we had the boy lay back and proceeded to give him a dual blow job. That shit was not easy. You’d think one woman takes charge of the peen and the other commands the balls, but that honestly just leads to bumping heads. A lot. And while you may think it’s hot for both…”

— Anonymous Woman, totalsororitymove.com

Tagged: thressome, Love, Sex, Couples, Relationships

“Threesomes are all about pleasure in all forms. There's fingers, anal, oral. Vaginal sex is like the lowest priority. You've got all these bodies to explore, so why not explore them? Even without like, traditional vaginal sex, both of us had multiple orgasms.”

— Anonymous, maxim.com

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“Always have ground rules before you enter a ménage à trois. You don’t want your man to penetrate into the other woman, let him know that it’s off limits. You want the third person to leave as soon as the sex is over, let it be told. You may only end up feeling uncomfortable if you close your eyes an…”

— Love Panky, lovepanky.com

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“Couples should start talking about rules of engagement far in advance. You may want to take penetration, oral sex, kissing, or sleepovers off the table, for instance.”

— Whitney C. Harris, womenshealthmag.com

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“Find the right girl...No, she doesn’t have to be a promiscuous party girl, fresh from her first high school sweetheart and looking to explore all the sexual wonders that life in college has to offer. She doesn’t even need to have had a threesome before. All she needs is to be comfortable with her se…”

— Attraction Institute, attractioninstitute.com

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“Finding your third wheel is truly one of the hardest parts of having a threesome. Dan Savage calls them ‘unicorns’ because it’s so rare to find a person who: a) you are both attracted to, b) is attracted to both of you in return, c) is willing to sleep you no strings attached, and d) is sane enough…”

— Vanessa Marin, bustle.com

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“If you’re in a relationship, you and your partner may also want to designate a safe word or phrase you can use in case things veer off course. "I need to get some water" or "I'm thirsty" are both good options. You should also tell the third person to speak up if he or she is ever uncomfortable.”

— Whitney C. Harris, womenshealthmag.com

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“Don’t be afraid to laugh. Laughing is an easy way to diffuse any discomfort and let go when your fantasy doesn’t go perfectly. Don’t let that fanny fart break your momentum, or confidence.”

— Metro UK, metro.co.uk

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“I'm left feeling unsettled. I can't wait to shower. Sadly, I'm more conventional than I'd thought. In theory, I didn't mind sharing my husband for an afternoon. In practice, I was shaken up. I wasn't bored; I was bothered.”

— Pamela Druckerman, marieclaire.com

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“Threesomes suddenly seem to be everywhere, although the message about them is paradoxical: Everyone (at least everyone male) wants to have one, but no one's had a good one. A friend says he bedded two women on the night of September 11, 2001, as they all watched television together. But — as in many…”

— Pamela Druckerman, marieclaire.com

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