11 Of The Best Quotes From 'Love & Other Drugs'

“I'm full of shit, okay? No I'm... I'm knowingly full of shit. Because, uh... because uh, uh... I have... I have never cared about anybody or anything in my entire life. And the thing is, everybody just kind of accepted that. Like, 'That's just Jamie.' And then you!... Jesus. *You*. You. You didn't s…”

— Charles Randolph, Edward Zwick, Jamie Randall, Jake Gyllenhaal, amazon.com

“Sometimes the things you want the most don't happen and what you least expect happens. I don't know - you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever.”

— Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Randall, amazon.com

“Maggie Murdock: I'm gonna need you more than you need me. Jamie Randall: That's okay. Maggie Murdock: No it's not! It isn't fair! I have places to go! Jamie Randall: You'll go there. I just may have to carry you. Maggie Murdock: ...I can't ask you to do that. Jamie Randall: You didn't.”

— Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway, Jamie Randall, Maggie Murdock, amazon.com

“Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. And their world is about how much they're going to spend on vacation or who's in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don't want to be thos…”

— Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Randall, amazon.com

“You're still there. Life goes on. And life is beautiful.”

— Lucy Roucis, Public Speaker, amazon.com

“When you end it, I get to hate you, and act all cold and tell embarrassing stuff to my friends.”

— Anne Hathaway, Maggie Murdock, amazon.com

“Do you tell me lies because they sound better?”

— Anne Hathaway, Maggie Murdock, amazon.com

“Those who are happy are not without pain, they just know how not to be controlled by it.”

— Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Randall, amazon.com

“Jamie Randall: Don't hang up. Maggie Murdock: Why? Jamie Randall: I like the sound of your voice.”

— Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathoway, Jamie Randall, Maggie Murdock, amazon.com

“Jamie Randall: What would you say? Maggie Murdock: How happy I am in this moment.”

— Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathoway, Jamie Randall, Maggie Murdock, amazon.com

“Jamie Randall: You got any advice? California Man: You don't need my advice. Jamie Randall: Come on. I'm very trainable. California Man: My advice is to go upstairs, pack your bags, and leave a nice note. Find yourself a healthy woman. I love my wife. I do. But I wouldn't do it over again. The thing…”

— Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Randall, amazon.com