“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Almost Relationships, Half Hearted Love, Dating, Grey Area, Best Of Me
“But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see yourself staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen…”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Almost Relationships, Almost Love, Failed Relationships, Pain
“Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Almost Relationships, Almost Love
“Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe…”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Why Men Love Bitches, Self Worth, Relationships
“Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected dec…”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Why Men Love Bitches, Relationships, Self Worth, Guy Advice
“Always be classy. Never be crazy.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Why Men Love Bitches, Guy Advice, Relationships
“I'm tired of seeing great women in bullshit relationships.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Guy Advice, Relationships, Why Men Love Bitches, Bullshit
“Remember always what you set out to get, and please don’t settle for less.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Guy Advice, Relationships, Settling, Don't Settle
“He doesn't need to be reminded you're great.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Guy Advice, Relationship, Why Men Love Bitches
“There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: He's Just Not That Into You, Why Men Love Bitches, Guy Advice
“The most attractive quality of all is dignity.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Why Men Love Bitches, Guy Advice, Relationships
“Beware of the word friend. It can often be used by men and women, that love them to excuse the most unfriendly behavior. Personally when I’m picking friends, I like the ones who don’t make me cry myself to sleep.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Just Friends, Relationships Ending, Letting Go, goodbye
“Men for the most part like to pursue women. We like not knowing if we can catch you.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating, Guy Advice, Dating Advice
“If you can find him, then he can find you. If he wants to find you he will.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Relationship Advice, Dating Advice
“Don't get tricked into asking him out. If he likes you he'll do the asking.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship
“Say, 'I will not date a man who isn't sure he wants to date me.'”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Say, 'I will not go out with a man who keeps me waiting but the phone.'”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“(Say) 'I will not go out with a man who hasn't asked me out first.'”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“You deserve someone who is nice to you all the time.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Don't give him a chance to reject you again.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Face the fact the person you love probably left a long time ago.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“You can't talk your way out of a breakup. It's not up for discussion.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Breakup sex means you're still broken up.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Classy is walking away with your head held high graciously with your dignity. Being a doormat is offering to drive him to the dentist for a root canal.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“If he can't live without you he won't break up with you.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Dating
“Stop taking his calls and really let him know what it's like to live without him.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“It doesn't count unless he says it sober.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“People tell you who they are all the time...you should believe him.”— Greg Behrendt, amazon.comTagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice