“A friend is someone who wants your updates. Even if they're boring. Or sad. Or annoyingly cutesy. A friend says 'Sign me up for your boring crap, yes indeed'--because he likes you anyways. He'll tolerate your junk’”
— E. Lockhart, Real Live Boyfriends: Yes. Boyfriends, plural. If my life weren't complicated, I wouldn't be Ruby Oliver (Ruby Oliver Quartet)