Latest Quotes

“Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”

— Matt Groening, Life In Hell

“I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.”

— Lemony Snicket, Unknown

“People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.”

— Lemony Snicket, A Series Of Unfortunate Events: The Grim Grotto

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”

— Lemony Snicket, A Series Of Unfortunate Events

“I don't want to die without any scars.”

— Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.”

— Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”

— Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“The best thing you can possibly do with your life is to tackle the motherfucking shit out of it.”

— Cheryl Strayed, Tiny, Beautiful Things

“Don't surrender all your joy for an idea you used to have about yourself that isn't true anymore.”

— Cheryl Strayed, Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar

“What if I forgave myself? I thought. What if I forgave myself even though I'd done something I shouldn't have? What if I was a liar and a cheat and there was no excuse for what I'd done other than because it was what I wanted and needed to do? What if I was sorry, but if I could go back in time I wo…”

— Cheryl Strayed, Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail

“Write clear and hard about what hurts.”

— Ernest Hemingway, Pain, Writing, Self-Expression,

“Here’s my advice for anybody out there who is creative and scared: Shout until they fucking hear you. And then shout even louder.”

— Chris Gethard, The Chris Gethard Show

“Scare the world. Be exactly who you say you are and tell the truth.”

— Iain Cain Thomas, No Title

“Truly powerful people don’t explain why they want respect. They simply don’t engage someone who doesn’t give it to them.”

— Sherry Argov, Why Men Love Bitches

“Here is the world. Beautiful and terrible things will happen. Don’t be afraid.”

— Frederick Buechner, Beyond Words: Daily Readings in the ABC's of Faith

“Develop an interest in life as you see it; the people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.”

— Henry Miller, No Title

“The only other people I know who call their customers users are drug dealers.”

— Jesse Weaver, Instagram and the Cult of the Attention Web: How the Free Internet is Eating Itself

“Our current version of the internet lives and breaths off a currency of human attention.”

— Jesse Weaver, Instagram and the Cult of the Attention Web: How the Free Internet is Eating Itself

“Self-taught developers dominate technology: 69% of the developers who responded to the survey are at least partly self-taught, and fewer than half hold a formal degree in computer science. In a trend spreading to other fields, many are choosing ways to learn that offer everything but a degree: onlin…”

— Michael J. Coren, Two out of three developers are self-taught, and other trends from a survey of 56,033 coders

“Postmates, which is now completing 1 million deliveries a month, is digging in deeper to the e-commerce space with the launch of Postmates Plus Unlimited, a $9.99 per month subscription service that gets you free deliveries on all “Plus” orders over $30, minus the service fee. Plus merchants include…”

— Megan Rose Dickey, Postmates launches Amazon Prime-style subscription service, hits 1 million monthly deliveries