“Mike, talk to me. I am in a room with three people and a fuckload of quiche.”Tagged: quiche, fuckload, talk to me
“Gary Walsh: What did you do? Amy Brookheimer: You know what I did? I went to bed at 7:00 p.m. Gary Walsh: Ooh. Amy Brookheimer: 7:00 p.m. on a Saturday night. Even people who are dying of malaria stay up later than that. Gary Walsh: Well, they can't sleep because they're coughing.”Tagged: early to bed, malaria
“Gary Walsh: Oh, my God. Is she falling asleep? Amy Brookheimer: No, she cannot fall asleep on live TV. Not on C-SPAN. The irony would be too huge.”Tagged: C-SPAN, Narcolepsy, Irony
“You know, they say all babies are cute, but whoever 'they' are, should be stuck in a stroller and pushed into traffic.”Tagged: babies, Cute, anti-baby, Anti-Natalist