“Well, you know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies, and apologies, Coach. You gotta let 'em come to you.”— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com
“Every time, I wished I could just keep walking and not stop until I was well outside the hospital doors. Perhaps the baby could meet me there, and I could carry him far enough away that neither of us would ever have a reason to turn back.”— Jen Gann, thecut.com
“Can you promise me that we're not going to be like one of those boring couples who like gets married and settles down and has babies and is like all happy?”— Kate Purdy, Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Alma Winograd-Diaz, Rosa Salazar, imdb.com
“Grace is the Beyoncé of babies”— Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Becky Lucas, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“On Monday, Kim gave us our first true glimpse of the newest West (and possibly revealed his middle name: Ye!), sharing a close-up shot of the sweet baby taking a nap in a white snap-up onesie.”— Isabel Jones , instyle.com
“I believe the most important thing about a birth story is that the birthing person felt empowered, heard, and in control, able to advocate for what matters to them and ensuring everything that was done was done with consent.”— Alyssa Garrison, randomactsofpastel.com
“Diana Prince: Awww, a baby! Steve Trevor: No. No. No babies. No babies. That one's not made out of clay!”— Geoff Johns, Allan Heinberg, Zack Snyder, Jason Fuchs, Diana Prince / Wonder Woman, Gal Gadot, imdb.com
“Angela: Will she really be like my very own real sister which I have always wanted? William: Angela, you already have a sister. Lulu Anaconda? Baby Lulu? Angela: Oh her. Naw, she doesn't count. I mean a real sister, with hair!”— Robert Lamoreaux, Angela Anaconda (voice) , Sue Rose, imdb.com
“It is widely accepted in current times that newborn babies are a Cthulhu level of ugly.”— Melanie LaForce, amazon.com
“Dodie: OK, I'm the mother, Myrtle's the baby, and you're the grandfather! [They sit on the couch and Dodie pretends to feed Myrtle a bottle then hands Myrtle over to Chip to burp.] Chip: Boy, this is a first! Dodie: Huh? Chip: [grins] I've never been a grandfather before and I've never burped my own…”— Doug Tibbles, Chip Douglas, Stanley Livingston, imdb.com
“Straight from heaven up above, here is a baby for you to love.”— Joe Grant, Mr. Stork (voice), Sterling Holloway, imdb.com
“Bart: What the hell's menopause? Homer: Son, menopause is when the stork that brings babies gets shot by drunken hunters.”— Dana Gould, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“You know, they say all babies are cute, but whoever 'they' are, should be stuck in a stroller and pushed into traffic.”— Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley, Roger Drew, Amy Brookheimer, Anna Chlumsky, imdb.com
“Babies come into this world with a clean slate. We fuck them up.”— Liz Tuccillo, Elisa Zuritsky, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com
“I've had a giant mobile put in the sky to help me relax. I hope that bear comes round soon, that's my favourite. Oh, look, the bear!”— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“What are you doing? We don't know anything about delivering warthog babies.”— Lee Goldberg, William Rabkin, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com
“I don't wanna be around all these babies playing Pokémon, badly. This kid right here is just wasting his Charizard. [to the kid] You are wasting your Charizard!”— Ali Waller, John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“You know why Chinese couples can't have their own Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white.”— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Kenny Schwartz, Rick Wiener, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com