Anonymous

449 quotes

“What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.”

“Q: Why were they called the Dark Ages? A: Because there were lots of knights.”

“Q: What does the world’s top dentist get? A: A little plaque.”

“Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.”

“Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A: A chalkboard.”

“Q: How do trees access the internet? A: They log in.”

“Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: ‘You're too young to smoke.’”

“Q: Why is there no gambling in Africa? A: There are too many cheetahs!”

“Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.”

“Q: What do computers eat for a snack? A: Microchips!”

“Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.”

“Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.”