“Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: How many lawyer jokes are in existence? A: Only three. All the rest are true stories.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A doberman pinscher.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, doberman Pinscher
“Q: Why does the bar association code of ethics prevent sex between lawyers and their clients? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Double Entendres
“Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a jellyfish? A: One is a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jellyfish, spineless
“Q: What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer riding a motorcycle? A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure? A: The bucket.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Manure
“Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Sharks, Professional Courtesy
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar? A: The pronunciation.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Liar, Homonyms, Pronunciation
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God? A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, God
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? A: After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Leech
“Q: Why did God invent lawyers? A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, God, Real estate Agents
“Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? A: Lipstick.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Pit Bull, lipstick
“Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What do a lawyer and sperm have in common? A: They both have a one in a million chance of being human.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Sperm
“Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Ambulance Chasers