“Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? A: It gets toad away.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog because it croaks every night.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? A: Big hands.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: How do you find Will Smith in the snow? A: You look for the fresh prints.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Why did the can crusher quit his job. Because it was soda pressing.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: ‘Put it on my bill.’”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Silly, Stupid, goofy
“Q: Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? A: Mount Rushmore.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Why were they called the Dark Ages? A: Because there were lots of knights.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What does the world’s top dentist get? A: A little plaque.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A: A chalkboard.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: How do trees access the internet? A: They log in.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: ‘You're too young to smoke.’”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Why is there no gambling in Africa? A: There are too many cheetahs!”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.”— Anonymous, laughfactory.comTagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny