“Carl: Look at these big ol' buns! [wolf whistles getting their attention] Ye-ah, you know it, baby! Work those buns! All of you, all day, ur-day, lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat! Brenda: Yeah. Right, Carl. You really think any of these buns are gonna line up to get filled by you? Here's…”Tagged: buns, wolf whistles, jackrabbit, Premature Ejaculation, Emasculation
“Frank: Banana's whole face peeled off, Peanut Butter's wife is dead! Look at him, he's right there. Peanut Butter: [screams] I'm gonna fix you, I'm gonna fix this...”Tagged: Murder, fix it
“Mr. Grits: We're the Non-Perishables, motherfucker. Twink: We never expired. Firewater: We are...Immortal. This here's Twink and Grits. Mr. Grits: They call me Mr. Grits. Firewater: Eh, Mr. Grits. Whatever. Mr. Grits: You told him about the crackers?”Tagged: Immortal, crackers
“Perhaps I can be of some assistance. [Darren shoots Gum…regenerates] Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. You have made a fatal error in judgment. Let me educate you.”Tagged: Matter, Regeneration, Judgment
“Druggie: You're all alive and looking at me with your...with your gloves and your...your little shoes, and your arms and your legs... Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”Tagged: Pizza
“Druggie: [drugged, seeing the food alive] Mr. Sausage, when will it end? Beer Can: When will it end? When he stops drinking us! Krinkler's Chips, Sandwich, Pop Tart, Tickilish Licorice: Yeah! Cookies: And stops eating us! Sandwich: Same here! Pop Tart: Fuck yeah! Toilet Paper: And when he stops…”Tagged: Fuck, eating, Cannibalism
“I am sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, calcium, carbonite, soy lecithin, vegetable, triglyceride, and talc. But, for expediency's sake. You can call me...Gum.”Tagged: Gum, sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol
“There was no downside to cocaine. Period. If you have a chance to try it, I strongly recommend it.”Tagged: Cocaine