“Oh, to be so horny, but so unlovable. It's truly Shakespearean, darling.”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Kelly Galuska, Mona, Thandiwe Newton, imdb.com
“We all have the one friend who is always talking about sex. They talk about the best sex, the worst sex, sex with themselves, with partners, sexual fantasies, and they ask about our own sex lives.”— Brittney McNamara, teenvogue.com
“Now, what he failed to mention, that these dolphins have got a sort of corkscrew pecker. A little, whippy, winding ranky-cank thing. It's true, kids. It's sort of like a corkscrew. And it's orgy season. So hopefully, we will get to see something, some real wild stuff. Everybody's fucking, they're re…”— Harmony Korine, Captain Wack, Martin Lawrence, imdb.com
“[At Maria's restaurant in front of Ariel, Maria and Max] John: Nobody slept with anybody.' [Shows up in the background] Grandpa Gustafson: Speak for yourself.”— Mark Steven Johnson, Grandpa Gustafson, Burgess Meredith, imdb.com
“Putting your penis anywhere when you're a teenager is fun. Plus, I tried to have sex with a watermelon.”— Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.”— Roger Kumble, Kathryn Merteuil, Sarah Michelle Gellar, imdb.com
“Dick Kelly: I haven’t had sex in fifteen years, and I want fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Jason Kelly: I’m gonna throw up.”— John Phillips, Jason Kelly, imdb.com
“I saw the way your friend Mauricio looked at me; I thought he was going to shoot me with a tranquilizer gun and tag my ear.”— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Rosemary Shanahan, Gwyneth Paltrow, imdb.com
“The Girl: [Washing her car with the radio on loud to get the prisoners’ attention] Dragline: Hey, Lord... whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.”— Frank Pierson, Donn Pearce, Dragline, George Kennedy, imdb.com
“Phyllis Vance: I can't be around sad people, it just makes me sad. Stanley Hudson: I'm the same around horny people.”— Bryan Cranston, Stanley Hudson, Leslie David Baker, imdb.com
“I'm not a soft taco, I'm a hard horny taco.”— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, imdb.com
“I had no idea alcohol would make people horny. Makes me sleepy.”— Hilary Winston, Dean Pelton, Jim Rash, imdb.com
“When I start drinking, my dick does all my thinking. Hoes want to be scene with me, and I like their big thick titties.”— Hollywood Undead, open.spotify.com
“I'm telling you: the fat ass, the farting .. it's ridiculous. I am UN-fuckable. And I have never been so horny in my entire life. ... That's why you're supposed to be married when you're pregnant, so somebody is obligated to have sex with you.”— Amy B. Harris, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com
“Kourtney: Why did you make a sex tape? Kim: Because I was horny and I felt like it.”— Kim Kardashian, imdb.com
“I am a horny engineer; I never joke about math or sex.”— David Goetsch, Howard Wolowitz, Simon Helberg, imdb.com
“Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? I wish I had a lady made of pizza. Or a pizza made of boobs!”— Philip Stark, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com