“If a woman holds up a stop sign, if she designed it, it would say 'If you really knew me, you'd know what you should do right now.'”Tagged: Women, Evasiveness, Beating around the bush
“Jill: Wilson, do you think humans are more important than machines? Wilson: Without a doubt. Although, I am awfully fond of my waffle maker. Jill: Well could you please tell that to the knucklehead I'm married to? Wilson: Oh, he knows. He's had my waffles.”Tagged: humans, Machines