“Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on Sesame Street.”Tagged: insults, Ways To Insult Someone For Their Politic Beliefs
“I think we should date other people. Think of a nut on a forest floor. It needs space to grow into a tree. We're those nuts.”Tagged: Breaking Up, Things to Say To Someone When You Are Breaking Up With Them, Metaphors For Breaking Up
“So many stores all in one place, it brings a big smile to my face. I love to hop from shop to shop, and buy and buy until I drop.”Tagged: Funny Poems, Ode to the Mall, Shopping, I Love The Mall, Shopping Addict
“When morning comes, I raise my head, shut off the alarm and get out of bed, I brush my teeth like mother said, and I always feed my spider, Ted.”Tagged: Funny Poems, Examples of Rhymes, goofy, Morning, Good Morning
“Zack's idea of a good education is sitting between a pretty girl and a smart nerd.”Tagged: Zach Morris Is Trash, Making A Mockery Of Secondary Education