Quotes tagged ‘goofy’

“Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.’ Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they offer th…”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com

“Why did the painting go to jail? It was framed.”

— Anonymous, laughfactory.com

“Why are you two goofy bastards so happy? You lost your damn suit, the food sucks, and I’ve got no proof ninjas exist.”

— Grainne Godfree, Phil Klemmer, Mick Rory / Heat Wave, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“When morning comes, I raise my head, shut off the alarm and get out of bed, I brush my teeth like mother said, and I always feed my spider, Ted.”

— Bennett Tramer, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, Dustin Diamond, imdb.com

“Actin' goofy, absolutely Cause my passion suits me So blast the tunes please I see the world with four eyes Hip-hop tour guide Hear the war cries: rap or die I just wanna get signed.”

— Mac Miller, azlyrics.com

“You can be just as goofy as you wish with him/her without hesitation, and they still find you adorable.”

— Relationship Rules, relrules.com

“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.”

— Markus Zusak, amazon.com

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”

— Charles Lamb, amazon.com