“Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people ‘real life.’ She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.”Tagged: dear diary, Real Life, losers, Eagles, Fuck
“They all want me as a friend or a fuck. I'm worshiped at Westerburg and I'm only a junior.”Tagged: Friend, Fuck, worship
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”Tagged: Fuck, gently, Chainsaw, Mother Teresa