“Old Man: You've done a nice job. She looks peaceful. David: Well, she is at peace now. Old Man: If there's any justice in the universe, she's shoveling shit in hell.”Tagged: Rest in Peace, Hell
“Thank you, Nate, I appreciate your honesty, wrapped as it was in such a bouquet of condescension.”Tagged: Honesty, Condescension, Backhanded Compliments
“I felt so free for a week. But then, all of a sudden, within days I went from ‘Yay, I'm independent’ to ‘Holy fuck, I'm gonna die alone.’”Tagged: Freedom, Loneliness, Independence, Solitude
“Hi! You've reached David and Keith, but we can't come to the phone right now because we're too gay!”Tagged: gay, Too Gay