“Lenny: Me and Squiggy was talking and we decided that your kid oughta have a last name. Laverne: Huh? Lenny: On account of, if he don't, the poor little guy's never gonna get any mail.”Tagged: kids, Names, Surnames, Mail
“Lenny: So, me and Squiggy flipped a coin to see which one of us was gonna volunteer to be your husband. Laverne: Awwww, and you lost, huh? Lenny: No, I won.”Tagged: Coin Toss, husband
“I'm gonna make a good living. Plus, I'll practically never hit you or nothin'...”Tagged: Domestic Violence
“Derek: You still looking at that stupid picture? Ricky: You call this picture stupid once more, and your tooth fairy's gonna need a wheelbarrow! Derek: Come off it, creep-face! You told me you were gonna go live with your father and you'd never have to come back here again. Well you're here, just…”Tagged: tooth fairy, gerbils, Suicide, NBC Shows