Quotes tagged ‘NBC Shows’

“Never sleep with the boss's daughter. Especially if the boss is Ed Deline, former head of CIA Counter Intelligence and the greatest security man Vegas has ever seen.”

— Gary Scott Thompson, Danny McCoy, Josh Duhamel, imdb.com

“Max, we're trained not to have any personal feelings. But I think you know that if I had any children, I'd like them to be like you and Fang.”

— Mel Brooks, Buck Henry, Thaddeus, Chief of CONTROL, Edward Platt, imdb.com

“Dan: How did you get appointed to the bench? Harry: You know Dan, that's a funny story. It was the mayor's last day in office and it was a Sunday and my name was at the bottom of the list of a 1,000 candidates. So they start calling folks starting at the top of the list. You see it's Sunday and no o…”

— Reinhold Weege, Judge Harry T. Stone, Harry Anderson, imdb.com

“Benton: Do you know how to start an IV? Carter: Uh, actually, no. Benton: I thought you were third year. Carter: I am, but all I've done is dermatology and psychiatry. Benton: The well-dressed specialties, huh?”

— Michael Crichton, imdb.com

“I must have gone further into orbit than I thought.”

— Sidney Sheldon, Tony Nelson, Larry Hagman, imdb.com

“Philip: [meeting the boys for the first time] Welcome, Gentlemen! Willis: [confused, looking behind them] You talking to US? Philip: Of course. Arnold: How 'bout that, Willis? Downtown two minutes and already we're gentlemen.”

— Ben Starr, Willis Jackson, Todd Bridges, imdb.com

“Al: Your best shot is freezing the brain until all electrical activity has ceased. Sam: That's called death. Al: I never said it would be easy.”

— Donald P. Bellisario, Admiral Albert "Al" Calavicci, Dean Stockwell, imdb.com

“Dr. Craig. Napoleon had nothing on that guy. Every time I just think of him, I get my palms sweaty.”

— John Falsey, Joshua Brand, Dr. Victor Ehrlich, Ed Begley Jr., imdb.com

“Camille: You got nice eyes...for a cop. [She then blows cigarette smoke in Joe's face] Joe: And I bet your mother had a loud bark.”

— Henry Irving, Joe Friday, Jack Webb, imdb.com

“Joe: It never fails, every time I fly, I come back a little surer there's a God. Lowell: I go down to the dump and shoot rats.”

— Peter Casey, David Angell, David Lee, Lowell, Thomas Hayden Church, imdb.com

“Derek: You still looking at that stupid picture? Ricky: You call this picture stupid once more, and your tooth fairy's gonna need a wheelbarrow! Derek: Come off it, creep-face! You told me you were gonna go live with your father and you'd never have to come back here again. Well you're here, just li…”

— David W. Duclon, Ron Leavitt, Ricky, Ricky Schroder, imdb.com

“I dunno. Sometimes the guy overdoes a role. Sometimes he doesn't know when to back off. Weird things happen to him. Ya gotta be there. He can't see 'em comin' and once they're there he can't stop them.”

— Paul Playdon, Officer Jon Baker, Larry Wilcox, imdb.com

“I'm not going to have that woman beating me over the head with my own son!”

— Al C. Ward, Ben Cartwright, Lorne Greene, imdb.com

“No 99, the real credit belongs to these toys. After all, we had at our disposal every fiendish and destructive plaything ever devised for the pleasure of little children. Those poor devils, all they had were real guns and bullets.”

— Mel Brooks, Buck Henry, Maxwell Smart, Don Adams, imdb.com