“If you wrap yourself up in a blanket, you can show up to work late and say you were just rescued by the Coast Guard.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Lifestyle Hacks, Showing Up To Work Late, Creative Excuses, Adulthood
“Being an adult is like losing your mom in a department store for years and years until you die.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Life, Growing Up Sucks, Lost In A Department Store, Stress
“Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they raise their hand at the end of a long boring meeting to ask a question.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Falling In Love, Boring People Who Ask Questions, Falling Out Of Love, Marriage
“If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Wine, Wine Night, Drinking, Good At Wine