“SpongeBob: [rapid fire] I bet Mr. Krabs would get a kick out of this ride, don't you think? I mean he's so tough on the outside, but he's got a soft side, too. You know, this one time I was upset because my snail Gary he was sick and he let me leave 5 minutes early. Isn't that the sweetest thing…”Tagged: Droning, Boring, Repetition, Talking Too Much
“Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do, but the world does not revolve around you. Don't be a jerk. Be nice to babies and animals. Old folks, too. 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you! Use turn signals. Don't screen my calls. Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls. Spit…”Tagged: Christmas Season, Christmas, Christmas Songs, Jolly, Jerky