“Liza: Thank you for keeping my secret. Josh: Yeah, well. Some secrets are worth keeping.”Tagged: Secrets
“Don't be sorry, you should be with someone your own age who will go agro on you and will put your penis in a cage, but that's not me.”Tagged: penis, Go Be Free!, Breaking Up With You
“It doesn't matter what decade you're in, the biggest money makers get to misbehave.”Tagged: Divas, Bad Behaviors From Stars
“It's a sign. You see that, right? We met at the perfect moment. We can have it. We can have everything. It's all lined up.”Tagged: Signs
“You really have no idea what a meme is. I can't believe I've been so blind.”Tagged: Memes, Old People Problems
“When you are in a long marriage, it's formative. You go through profound experiences together, like having children. It makes you who you are. It's like when two vines grow together and they turn into one plant. Sometimes they grow apart searching for sunlight in different directions, but there is…”Tagged: Marriage
“Maggie: You're helping both of your men get with other women? Liza: Yep. I'm going to be just like Jane Austen. She helped create all of these great romantic relationships and died a spinster.”