“Douche: Come at me, bro. Frank: Come at you? What does that mean? Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]”Tagged: come at me
“Douche: Yo! Oh fuck yeah, dude! Somebody call a doctor, ‘cause honestly, this beat is sick! Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy. Douche: Not you.”Tagged: call a doctor
“Douche: What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh bro? And right out of your fucking dingle. Fucking sucks, right? Juice Box: Dying...so cold... Douche: [notices that the juice box is leaking, he gets an idea] Uh-oh. Light bulb. Light Bulb: Yes? Douche: No. Not fucking you, dummy.”Tagged: Dummy, Fuck
“Douche: What part of 'I want the sausage and the bun dead, if you see them, come and get me. And if I found out that you didn't come and get me, or if you couldn't find them, I'll fucking kill your ass.' did you not understand, Tequila? Tequila: Uh, it's a pretty confusing sentence, to be honest.”Tagged: Threats, Kill, Syntax