“Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again. It'll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her.”Tagged: friends with benefits, Sex, Love
“Nothing is wrong with you. He’s a guy. You gave him a five date challenge, he got you and cut out. Forget the douche! He’s a dick. He’s a dick douche.”Tagged: friends with benefits, Sex, douchebag
“'Every new beginning comes from some other beginning.’ That actually makes sense, right here. Who’d have thought that Third Eye Blind could be so prophetic.”Tagged: friends with benefits, third eye blind, Lyrics, Music
“Why do relationships always start off so fun and then turn into suck-a-bag-of-dicks?”Tagged: friends with benefits, Dating, Fun