“I'm tellin' you I love you, and all you love is my dick! Do you know how that makes me feel?”— Amy Holden Jones, Bill, Vincent D'Onofrio, imdb.com
“If you sit someone down and tell them solemnly that you want to propose something to them, and then that something is access to your dick, not only are they probably going to say no, but now you’ve made it weird.”— Sophia Benoit, gq.com
“Dr. Temperance Brennan: [about Michael] We're friends. We're colleagues. That's all. Angela Montenegro: Colleagues with benefits.”— Dana Coen, Hart Hanson, Kathy Reichs, Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Emily Deschanel, imdb.com
“God, I wish my life was a movie sometimes, you know? I would never have to worry about my hair or having to go to the bathroom, and then, when I’m at my lowest point some guy would chase me down the street, pour his heart out and then we’d kiss. Happily ever after!”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.com
“The sad thing is, I actually thought you were different.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.com
“Look, I can live without ever having sex with you again. It'll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I'm in love with her.”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.com
“Nothing is wrong with you. He’s a guy. You gave him a five date challenge, he got you and cut out. Forget the douche! He’s a dick. He’s a dick douche.”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.com
“I kind of believe in true love. There might be a Prince Charming out there for me.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.com
“I don’t have a type. It’s more about what’s inside.”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.com
“'Every new beginning comes from some other beginning.’ That actually makes sense, right here. Who’d have thought that Third Eye Blind could be so prophetic.”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.com
“I always thought you were a true love kind of girl.”— Keith Merryman, Lorna, Patricia Clarkson, amazon.com
“I’m just gonna shut myself down emotionally. Like George Clooney.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.com
“Why do relationships always start off so fun and then turn into suck-a-bag-of-dicks?”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.com
“You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you’re more interested in getting swept off your feet than the someone who’s doing the sweeping. You seem like you got it totally together, but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.”— Keith Merryman, Quincy, Andy Samberg, amazon.com
“I love this movie! If a prostitute and a ruthless business man can fall in love, then anyone can.”— Keith Merryman, Jamie, Mila Kunis, amazon.com