“If she's looking for porn, there's a folder that says Porn. They're the good kind with plots, that's why the hard drive is so big.”Tagged: Porn, Plots, Good Porn
“Well, what happened was she was working hard at a New York job making dough but it made her blue. One day she was crying a lot, and so she decided to move to West Covina, California. Brand new pals, new career. It happens to be where Josh lives and that's exactly why she's here.”Tagged: Theme, moving, Life Story, Life
“Oh my God! Periods are Code Blue, because blue is the color of the liquids they use in tampon commercials, because men hate that women bleed!”Tagged: periods, Patriarchy, Blue, tampons
“Unfortunately, I wanna have sex with you. Don't know what happened, maybe you lost some weight. For some reason, you're now on the top of my to-do list. Let's get this over with so I can focus on other tasks.”Tagged: Sex, Needs, Attraction