“Richard, you're a fucking rock star, OK? You just don't know cloud, this tiny, little, shitty area, which is becoming super important, and in many ways is the future of computing... That sort of went south on me, but you understand what I'm saying.”Tagged: cloud computing
“Richard, I'm an independent businessman. Emphasis on "independent." And "business." And "man," come to think of it.”Tagged: Business
“At least the actual Judas had the curtosy to kill himself after betraying his leader, Jesus Chris. He's the CEO of the world. Ever heard of him?”Tagged: Funny Moments, Best Of TV, Silicon Valley
“Oh really of what? Metamucil, polio, the phonograph, a nice piece of fish, segregated water fountains, senior citizen discounts at Perkins family restaurants, erectile disfunction because of corroded penile arteries, deviled eggs as an entre, liking ike.”Tagged: Funny, Nailed It, Dissing Dudes