“Everybody's either thinking about shagging, about to shag, or actually shagging.”Tagged: Shagging, Sex, Sexual Frustrations
“Eric Effoing: Excuse me, I gave two and a half hand jobs to that guy I met in Butlin's. Otis Milburn: Why the half? Eric Effoing: We got interrupted. Stupid surprise karaoke.”Tagged: Sex, Interupted , Suprise , karaoke
“It feels good to wank, so it must be like that, but better. And doing it with someone who likes you must be awesome, because they really get you. Maybe the two of you become one, like the Spice Girls said.”Tagged: Sex, Dating, Love, Spice Girls, Awesome
“Otis Milburn: I had a... sex dream... about Maeve. Eric Effoing: That's brilliant! Was it ALS challenge or just your basic dick sneeze?”Tagged: Sex, Sex Dream, wet dream