“I lost. I lost to a guy who sliced butter with a bullwhip and to a woman who let air out of an inner tube to the tune of 'Melancholy Baby.'”Tagged: talent show
“Howard Borden: Then I'll just say... Checkers! Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: Checkmate. Howard Borden: Whatever.”Tagged: checkers, Chess, Checkmate, whatever
“Yesterday morning...I was possessed by the Devil.”Tagged: psychiatric patients, Demonic Possession, Schizophrenia