“I've taken four breaks today, so I guess we both got stuff to brag about.”Tagged: Being Lazy At Work, Working, Hardly Working
“Yo, I don't like working here. Okay. But it's my job. I do the bare minimum, but I don't do less than that. And I'm not about to let a bunch of deal-hungry rubes trash our store and make me feel bad for Dina, which I did not think was possible. So I'ma get out there, and I'ma finish my shift. And…”Tagged: Doing The Bare Minimum, Lazy But Respectful Workers, Hardly Working