“I've taken four breaks today, so I guess we both got stuff to brag about.”Tagged: Being Lazy At Work, Working, Hardly Working
“Dude, you can't get everybody here to agree to join a union. We couldn't even agree on a theme for our summer barbecue. Ended up being 1980s Arabian Nights Under The Sea Harry Potter.”Tagged: No Consensus
“I can't be around Dina in that costume. It's like, my rational brain says that's the same crazy fascist that physically removed gum from my mouth, but my caveman brain says, hey, man, boobs. It's very confusing.”Tagged: boobs
“Yo, I don't like working here. Okay. But it's my job. I do the bare minimum, but I don't do less than that. And I'm not about to let a bunch of deal-hungry rubes trash our store and make me feel bad for Dina, which I did not think was possible. So I'ma get out there, and I'ma finish my shift. And…”Tagged: Doing The Bare Minimum, Lazy But Respectful Workers, Hardly Working