“Henry: Actually I'm not drunk at all, Noreen, and neither are you, because there's no alcohol in these drinks. Sadly, I've used this technique many times. It helps lovely tourists such as yourself loosen up without impairing your ability to stay awake all night and have guilt free vigorous sex with…”Tagged: Drunk, nonalcoholic drinks, tourists, Sex
“Ula: Really? Even though in 10-15 years she could possibly let herself go and then sex would be like, nauseating, for you? Henry: What, are you nuts? Your wife's right over there. Ula: I'm just kidding, Muumuu!”Tagged: Sex, Nauseating