“[Running after Michael and Mia] WAIT UP YOU GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! [Two other students stop for her] NO, not you, I don't even know you!”Tagged: humor, high school, Friends
“I'm taking your charm off of my charm bracelet AND IT'S GOING IN THE DIRT!”Tagged: humor, high school, Friendship, Charm Bracelet
“I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade.”Tagged: humor, high school
“Mia: Now, what did you want to tell me? Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life. Mia: I already have braces. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”Tagged: humor, Family
“Michael, can you please pretend you have a life for just one moment?”Tagged: humor, high school, Life, Siblings
“Lilly! Just stop it, OK? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!”Tagged: humor, high school, appearances
“[Picks up the phone] Gupta... mmhh... mmhh... mmhh. [Hangs up.] The Queen is coming. To Grove High School.”Tagged: humor, high school, Panic
“I love your eyebrows! We'll call them Frida and Kahlo. If Brooke Shields married Groucho Marx, their child would have your eyebrows.”Tagged: humor, looks, Appearance, Eyebrows, Groucho Marx
“Helen Thermopolis: This is getting us nowhere! Talk to me! Mia: I can't talk to you right now. I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!”Tagged: humor, Family, Power, late
“Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them.”Tagged: humor, San Francisco
“[Looking in the mirror] As always, this is as good as it's going to get.”Tagged: princess, humor, Appearance, looks
“OK...you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!”Tagged: princess, humor, Growing Up, Freak, tiara
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Helen, if Amelia refuses to accept the throne, then Genovia will cease to exist as we know it. Helen Thermopolis: So the future of your country is in the hands my 15-year-old?”Tagged: humor, Family, Power
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so...young. Mia: Thank you. And you look so... clean.”Tagged: humor, Family
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia. Mia: Me, a princess? SHUT. UP. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon? Shut up?”Tagged: princess, royalty, humor, shut up