Glenn Sturgis

6 quotes

“Could it be a race riot? It's so hard to tell in the early stages.”

“Turns out they had a meth lab in their basement, which, turns out, was just a front for a dog fighting ring.”

“Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream.”

“People assume all Christians are homophobes. You know, that is ignorant. You can't imagine how hard it is being stereotyped.”

“God doesn't make mistakes very often, but when he does, you have to throw them right in the trash.”

“Just want to let you know, I know names besides Steve.”