Here’s a life lesson for you kids: it’s much easier to go through something upsetting when you’re on drugs. The more intense the drug, the more you forget your problems! It’s basic science, really.
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Cat Marnell
Caitlin Elizabeth "Cat" Marnell (born September 10, 1982) is an American writer and socialite based in New York City. She was a beauty editor at Lucky and XoJane, wrote a column for Vice, and has also written for SELF, Nylon, Glamour. She recently finished writing a memoir titled "How To Murder Your Life". 2Early life Marnell was born on September 10, 1982 in Washington, D.C. She was named after Caitlin Thomas. Her mother is a psychotherapist and her father is a psychiatrist, and she was primarily raised by nannies. At 15, Marnell began attending Lawrence Academy in Groton, Massachusetts. She was a strong student academically, but at 17 was expelled for drug use two weeks before graduation – she finished high school in D.C. Moving to New York, she attended The New School in Greenwich Village to study nonfiction writing. 2Career 3Lucky While attending The New School, Marnell interned at beauty magazines, eventually earning the title of beauty assistant at Lucky in 2007. She attended rehab in Connecticut for a month, and when she returned she was promoted to associate beauty editor. She worked at Lucky for two and a half years before quitting after failed attempts at sobriet
Then I sweetened the pot with traffic-generating stunts like snorting a huge line of Napoleon Perdis jasmine bath salts off a mirror at the office -- a joke on "bath salts" the drug, then trending worldwide -- while my delighted boss filmed me on her iPhone. A week later, Say gave me a…
My tan looked fantastic! I was ready for rehab.
The economy isn't my thing (though I have been profiled by the Wall Street Journal).
I went in and out of consciousness as I had sex for the first time -- on a bath mat! And it wasn't rape or anything. I mean I'm still going in and out of consciousness during sex today! I always take my sleeping pills too early.
To me, being a beauty editor was better than being president of the United States.
The people I’m drawn to sleep in nests of dirty clothes.
'On our site we run stuff like, ‘Can you wear white pants when you have your period?’ and I flip out...It’s like, Shoot me in the fucking mouth. It reduces us to bodies, and I hate it. I resent how reduced the world of women is. I resent how small we allow ourselves to be.'
When I commend her on avoiding the standardized addiction-and-recovery story arc, she shrugs off the compliment. ‘That’s what everyone says, but I’d so much rather have that story arc.
I have everything now, except hair. And a man.
Rehab is basically a memoir-writing workshop.
Symmetry, Instagram, Kardashians – it's over! Money is over. Rich people need to get weird again, like Diana Vreeland used to be. Like, why don't you quilt yourself a coat of white monkey fur and meander around your apartment?
There aren't any big words in [my] book... And it's not that I don't know those words. I just don't talk like that.
Look, we can’t all be Joan Didion.
But those are the things that God made us with so we could find other people and procreate and be healthy and bear children with our healthy bodies and love each other. They’re the most important things about being a human. And prescription drugs will take them away from you, like, ‘Oh, that’s…
The two biggest influences in my life are magazines and addiction treatment. Those are the two main forces I’ve had looping in my brain, that have shown me how the world works.
I knew I was going to be annoying. But I was thinking of the narrators I like most in this world, like Cher from ‘Clueless.’ Once I let go of what I thought a book should be, that’s when I found this voice that was grounded in pop music. I love pop music. I love Britney Spears albums.