“Henry: What's that? Experience: Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance. Henry: Do your hormones really need balancing? Experience: Considering I've been attacked by genetically engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture…”Tagged: hormones, Fucking, Aromatherapy, torture chamber
“[Henry panics while under attack from a sheep] Experience: What is wrong with you? Henry: Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it. Experience: Well, what's that? Henry: Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!”Tagged: ovinophobia, Therapist
“Henry: You fucker! Angus Oldfield: Actually it was a sperm sample. Henry: You wanker!”Tagged: fucker, wanker, sperm sample