“Darrin Stephens: Well, what are you going to do? Samantha Stephens: I thought I'd take him to see Santa Claus. Darrin Stephens: Another one? Samantha Stephens: The real one. Darrin Stephens: The real...? Are you telling—are you trying to tell me there really is...? Samantha Stephens: Of course there…”Tagged: Santa Claus, North Pole
“Samantha Stephens: Excuse me, but is Mr. Claus very busy? Elf: Well, of course he's busy, what do you think this is the Fourth of July?”Tagged: Santa Claus, Fourth Of July
“Darrin Stephens: Pete, what do you do when you find out your wife's a witch? A very old witch. Bartender Al: You do just like I done, pal. I mean, you just gotta learn to live with it.”Tagged: Marriage, witch, double meaning