Darrin Stephens: Well, what are you going to do?

Samantha Stephens: I thought I'd take him to see Santa Claus.

Darrin Stephens: Another one?

Samantha Stephens: The real one.

Darrin Stephens: The real...? Are you telling—are you trying to tell me there really is...?

Samantha Stephens: Of course there is, darling.

Darrin Stephens: Where? I mean wha-whe-wha-where does he?

Samantha Stephens: Where does he live?

Darrin Stephens: Yeah.

Samantha Stephens: The North Pole!

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