“Darrin Stephens: Well, what are you going to do?
Samantha Stephens: I thought I'd take him to see Santa Claus.
Darrin Stephens: Another one?
Samantha Stephens: The real one.
Darrin Stephens: The real...? Are you telling—are you trying to tell me there really is...?
Samantha Stephens: Of course there is, darling.
Darrin Stephens: Where? I mean wha-whe-wha-where does he?
Samantha Stephens: Where does he live?
Darrin Stephens: Yeah.
Samantha Stephens: The North Pole!”
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