“I actually masturbated once a week for medical purposes. I knew it wasn't good to let things build up.”Tagged: masturbation, Hilarious
“I didn't know where we were going or when I was going to kill her, but I punched my dad in the face and stole his car and that felt like a good place to start.”Tagged: Hilarious, New Beginnings, Violent Ends, Hilarious and Scary, Violent Beginnings