“Sophia: For starters, Jean is a lesbian. Dorothy: Ma. Blanche: What's funny about that? Sophia: You aren't surprised? Blanche: Of course not. I mean I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one? Dorothy: Not Lebanese, Blanche. Lesbian.”Tagged: Lesbian, Lebanese, Misheard, Danny Thomas
“Jean is a nice person. She happens to like girls instead of guys. Some people like cats instead of dogs. Frankly, I'd rather live with a lesbian than a cat. Unless a lesbian sheds; that I don't like.”Tagged: Lesbians, Cat Ladies, Shedding, Hairballs