A hole busted through the Wall Of Internalized Homophobia in my brain. This rendezvous ended up being a revolution.
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Quotes tagged ‘Lesbian’
Anorexics starve ourselves to kill our own desires. Desire is the enemy: desire for food, desire for sex. We prefer to want nothing.
The gay women I’ve dated don’t expect me to perform romance as a man would, because their relationships have never or rarely included men, and as a result they’ve created their own version of what romance looks like. In this situation our interactions feel less scripted and more ad-libbed, and I fee…
I sound like such a bottom right now, but who wouldn’t want to get topped by Kate Winslet?
I don’t try and control women’s feelings. I’m not a straight, white, anti-abortion, middle-aged male.
The two women, who now live in London, were forced to keep their relationship a secret in their home country—where under sharia law, same-sex relationships can be punishable by death.
The Royal Family — what a bunch of misfits — a gay, an architect, that horsey faced lesbian, and a kid who gave up Koo Stark for some fat broad.
I sometimes describe my dating decision-making processes as a being like a child standing in front of a stove. The red-hot glow of messy lesbian dating calls to me, and it feels impossible not to reach out and touch.
I invented being a lesbian. So.
Sometimes sexuality is fluid. Sometimes love is simply love. And sometimes you just need to go for something, even if you know you’re probably going to end up wounded.
Let me get this straight. You both went to the same school. Yet someone came back with a degree that's useful, and the other one came back as Asian Ellen.
Neal Caffrey: [pouting after finding out an attractive agent is a lesbian] Doesn't the FBI have a policy about that? Peter Burke: That's the military. We don't ask. We don't care.
Dana: I don't get it. I mean, what does Shane have that I don't have? Tina: It has to do with her attitude. Dana: I've got attitude! Marina: It's because she's so withholding. Tina: No. It's because she's so confident. Dana: No, it's because she's so STUPID and stupid people are too dumb to be insec…
— Kathy Greenberg, Ilene Chaiken, Dana Fairbanks, Erin Daniels, imdb.com
Nights like this...I miss dating a lesbian.
Stan: Chef, what's a prostitute? Chef: Dagnabbit children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! 'Chef, what's a clitoris?' 'What's a lesbian, Chef?' 'How come they call it a rim job, Chef?' For once, can't you just come in here and sa…
Girls like me? We don't fuck ignorant, pretentious old men with weird lesbian obsessions. We go for tall, hot girls, and we fucking love it. So that leaves you on the outside, living your sad, sad little life.
Lesbians can be very dangerous. It's the testosterone.
I think you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're not good at, including being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian.
Dag nabbit, children! How come every time you come in here, you gotta be asking me questions that I shouldn't be answering?! 'Chef, what's a clitoris?' 'What's a lesbian, Chef?' 'How come they call it a rim job, Chef?' For once, can't you just come in here and say 'Hi, Chef. Nice day, isn't it?'
We deserve to have our stories told in the mainstream — the good, the bad, and the ugly — but it is worth thinking about whose comfort is being prioritized when it comes to the way those stories are packaged and sold.