“When I was little, we didn't have fancy ketchup. We just had ketchup. We used to make it out in the back out of opossum tails. Only we just called it blood.”
“Earlie Cuyler: Where do I see myself in five beers? Sheriff: Years. Earlie Cuyler: Uhh, I don't know. Jail?”
“Zorak: [walks into the kitchen] Hey, why are you all still alive? [Mom and Dad exchange glances] Zorak: Oh, that's right, it's only Tuesday.”Tagged: Homicide