“If you've got a crummy day coming up tomorrow, you just remind yourself that, "Atleast I'm not in jail like Bernie Madoff."”Tagged: Funny, Joe Pera lines
“Once you're done [batting], I promise you'll feel better, understanding that sometimes things just don't work out.”Tagged: Dating, When Dating Fails, Break Up, Coping up
“Anyhow, after I received that message, I did the same thing I actually do when stuff like that happens. I went to the batting cages. It's tough to worry about women when you're focused on fastballs.”Tagged: Dating, When Dating Fails